Tim's Bio

  Tim's Likes:  Kisses, disco, 
  smoking, boozing, running with
  scissors, girls, girls, and girls.

  Tim's Dislikes:  Way too many to 
  mention.  Some of  his many dislikes include movie theater talkers, cheap
  whiskey, bad impersonators of him, and being called a  "puppet."  
(Tim will tell you very vehemently 
and profanely that there is no 
hand up his butt.) 

Tim's Background:  Tim showed up around these parts in December '78, which would
explain his affinity for disco and all things Seventies.  He's always had a bit of a foul
mouth and a love of nights of sheer
debauchery.  However, he can also be a bit
of a mama's boy at times.  (shhhhh!) 
 Most often he spends his time primping, reading scripts, taunting, flirting, and 
trying to entertain anyone in sight. 

Tim the Superstar:
     Like any other struggling actor, Tim paid his dues with  his share of odd jobs before hitting it big in 
Hollywood.  Some of his past job descriptions 
include amusement park ride, local TV anchorsock, 
and Fuller Brush salesman. He then got his big break
 in La La land and never looked back.  Some of his 
acting credits include: 
  Batman Returns, Buddy, Cabin Boy, Disclosure, Drop Dead Fred,  40 Days and 40 Nights, The Santa Clause 2, Moonlight Mile, 
Hearts in  Atlantis, Crossroads, American Dreamz, 12 Monkeys, 
Sleepers, The Christmas Toy, Small Soldiers, Erin Brockovich, 28 Days, The Watcher, WKRP in Cincinnati, Blues Clues, Everybody Loves Raymond, House, Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother,The 
Academy Awards, a few commercials, and one or two music videos.  He has also modeled for various things, including 
catalogs, computer games, and children's books.