Cen : then

 Vitals:
  Full Name: Old Pooh Bear
  Other Name: Cen (pronounced "Ken")
  Nicknames: Cen Rock, Poohbie,
   Little Yellow Man. 
   Birthdate: December 22, 1972
 

Likes:  Kid Rock, Ellen Degeneres,
 The Wilkinsons, and Bob Goen.
 Dislikes:  Being told he resembles
 an alien, Mr. Burns, or Bill the Cat.
 Hangouts:  Don's Tattoos, The
 Foxy Lady (for Legs and Eggs - he likes
 the coffee), and Standard Liquors.

      Cen : now (as Cen Rock)

 

 
    This is from my favorite Ellen thing-
     her 1982 1/2 Hour Comedy Special