So what's it like to go on a date with the Big T, you ask?
Here's a peek at a recent night out with one
of his many, many, many, many ladies...

Flowers, candlelight, and a sexy, sexy sock.  Oh yeah, and
the girl, too.  That's Lulu the Sock Hop Bear.  Lucky lady!

Tim treats his ladies right - here's a look at the
necklace that he gave to Lulu at the start of the date.
Flowers?  Chocolates?  Amateurs!!!

Always the gentleman, Tim gives Lulu a chaste
kiss on the forehead before they part....
(He also follows the mantra: "Always leave them wanting more")

Much love to Heidi, Lulu's chaperone.  Oh, the
girls, they can't resist the sock.  Tim was sad
at the sight of her wedding ring, though.  [sigh]

Hey, how did that picture get on there??
Well, you know what they say, when the chaperone
is away, the sock will play....  Oh come on,
you really thought Tim was that gentlemanly? 

The Post-Date E-mail:

         Dear Tim,

         Thank you for a wonderful evening! Your reputation as a "loose-lipped lothario"
         is totally undeserved. First, you invited me to Joe's American Bar and Grill --
         such swank! Then you greeted me with a peck on the cheek and a GORGEOUS
         diamond necklace. (My mom sniffed "cubic zirconium" but what does she know!)
         We sat together, your arm around my waist like a true gentleman...our bliss backlit
         by the table candle. I felt so snug and cozy wedged between you and the pepper
         shaker. It was heaven! My only regret is our date was too short! So any socks or
         other stuffies who say you are a fast operator got it all wrong...they outta try
         sharing a moving crate with my mom’s Austin Powers and Pee-Wee Herman
         dolls.  eeeeeeeeeep! Until next time, your best girl,

         Lulu the Sock Hop Bear

         P.S.: I can’t read but my mom says not to worry, your T-shirt said
         “Ski Instructor.”  Such a handsome sock...and athletic too!