Tim goes to Mystic

I went to Mystic and all I got
was this lousy T-shirt!
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Here we are in bed, |
Yeah Ma, I'm having |
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Now these two are just
scary. Big Bertha was hitting on me, and I don't even want to
get into an elephant wearing roller skates. What's a monkey to do?

Here's what I did - hit the jacuzzi!!!

Here I am running up the hotel
bill ordering some outrageous priced Pay-Per-View
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You can't go to Mystic and not go to Mystic
Pizza. It must have been Julia Robert's night off.
All night after eating the pizza I pondered, "Just what does Leona put in
that sauce?"