Tim goes to Mystic

 

I went to Mystic and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!

 

 

 

 

Here we are in bed,
fearing the maid.


 

 

Yeah Ma, I'm having
a blast!  How embarrassing...

 

        

Now these two are just scary.  Big Bertha was hitting on me, and I don't even want to
get into an elephant wearing roller skates.  What's a monkey to do?

Here's what I did - hit the jacuzzi!!!

Here I am running up the hotel bill ordering some outrageous priced Pay-Per-View


You can't go to Mystic and not go to Mystic Pizza.  It must have been Julia Robert's night off.
All night after eating the pizza I pondered, "Just what does Leona put in that sauce?"

 

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