I love poppies and lukewarm milk

Picture of the Month:

You can just call me The Grand Poo-Ba

   Hey hey hey!!! Welcome to June kiddies! How is everyone doing? Your pal Tim
here is totally rockin' as usual. I'd like to start right off this month by sending out a big
thank you and mad props to the gang up north in Canada who sent me the great fez you
see me wearing above, eh. So thanks to King Fez, Clifford, Pippo, Pippo's Mom, Huey,
Monk, etc. Also a special kiss to Cindy.    Well, there is a lot more sock news to tell
you about this month. Do you remember my shout out to Mrs. Griffin a few months
back? Well, she sent me a picture of the awesome car that she and her family created
for the world famous Orange Show Art Car Parade in Houston, Texas. I personally
want one of these cars for myself. Click here to see a picture of the rockin' finished
product. I'd also like to say hello and thank the gang at the Scott, Mark and Cecily
show at 100.7 The Fox in Iowa for the great radio interview we did last month. It was a
total blast, even though my mom usurped a lot of my air time.   Maybe the guy who
signed my guest book and asked if my mom was single was listening to her. P.S. Yes,
she is.

   As usual, there are some updates on the site for you all to check out. I've added a
couple of new offenders to my "People Tim Would Like to Slap" page. I hope you share
my disdain.    There are also some new song requests on the Requests Page. You guys
are totally awesome. Keep those e-mails and requests coming!   I also hope you guys
have enjoyed my cameo in some of the commercials for the MTV Movie Awards this
month. It was such a treat to work with Kirsten Dunst and to finally meet Jimmy Fallon.
That boy sure is funny. And speaking of funny business, I've posted some pictures from
my trip to the circus last month. I was so mad that my mom made me wear that freakin'
stupid-looking clown suit, but the clowns enjoyed it. So click here to check out my
adventures under the big top.   As summer approaches, I'm going to take it easy and
relax for a little while. I've got a print interview to do this month, so hopefully I will have
that posted for you next month. I may also make some surprise appearances at some
local summer events, so be on the lookout all you East Coast folks. I'm off now to clean
my mom's TV because I spit on it during the new N'Sync video when my fave Justin
starts with the beatbox jive at the end. It's not happening, Timberlake. You can't hang.
So until next month, get some sun, ladies strut those buns, and have a nice tall cold one!
See ya then!

Yours,

Tim

Recommended Song of the Month: Playground, by Another Bad Creation. Such a guilty
pleasure, ya know?

   Recommended DVDs of the Month: Mr. Bill's Classics! It truly is a classic, especially "Mr.
   Bill Goes to Court." Also, look for the release of another classic, Wayne's World. You mean
   Lara Flynn Boyle used to have a sense of humor?

Recommended Father's Day Gift: What says, "I Love You Dad" more than a pot roast?
Okay, maybe an autographed 8X10 of Dionne Warwick.

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