March Madness

Picture of the Month:

Irish Socks Do It Better

Hey everybody! Welcome to March Madness here at the home of the big T! Hope
everyone is looking forward to spring. I know I am. I'll have to start exercising now to
get into Speedo shape for the ladies. As you can see by this month's picture, I will once
again by enjoying some frothy green brew as Timothy O'Prpic on Saint Paddy's Day.
Pucker up, ladies. Anyway, there are lots of things going on this month here at the site.
As always, there are some new sound requests up on the requests page. You guys totally
rock for keeping those requests coming. There is also a new page up, entitled "People
Tim Would Like to Slap." I think that one's pretty self explanatory. Check it out here.
I didn't want people to think I was getting soft in my old age. I'd also like to thank
everyone who has written to me concerning the state of my thin and atrophying arms and
body. Don't worry about me, folks. I've just got a high metabolism just like uber-diva
Celine Dion and that Flockhart chick. Your old pal Tim is doing just fine.

This month I've got another little rant to get off of my chest. This is in regards to my
local Blockbuster Video. More like Blocksuckster! My mom went there last week for me
to rent me up a copy of the classic Cameron Crowe masterpiece, Say Anything. She
didn't see it on the shelves, so she asked an employee about it. His response? "We don't
carry that movie." WHAT??? Who are these people? Who stocks Jack Frost 2 - The
Return of the Mutant Killer Snowman (side note - very disappointing sequel. Worst movie
ever.) and doesn't have Say Anything? Don't even get my mom started on them also not
carrying her favorite movie of all time, Better Off Dead. So since you can't rent the
original around these here parts, you can see my tribute to screen icon Lloyd Dobler on
my Movies Page. I've also got another new movie clip this month of my take on Dirk
Diggler from Boogie Nights. I had a request for that one, and realized there wasn't much
from that movie I could do and keep things, um, clean. Anyhoo, check them out. Well, I'm
worn out from all my ranting and raving so I will leave you for now. I'm off to go pee in the
corner over at Blockbuster. So until lovely April, hang tough like the New Kids. No,
actually don't do that. Why don't you guys just rock on instead? Socks out!

Yours,

Tim

Recommended Song of the Month: Norman Bates, by Landscape. Am I really the only
one who remembers this video being played over and over on MTV in the early 80's?

Recommended TV Viewing of the Month: Gotta go with the Oscars. Go Joaquin!

Recommended Irish Surname of the Month: O'Darby.

Most Welcome Comeback of the Millenium! : Have you seen the Mr. T. commercials
for 1-800-COLLECT? Genius! The man is a true genius!