Columbus did not ride the Mayflower

Picture of the Month:

Getting a little personal with a croc in the Las Vegas airport.

Hey hey May! How in the heck is everyone doing out there? Lots and lots to tell
you about this month. First off, I'll start with the big news of last month, my trip to Vegas!
As promised, I've brought back loads of pictures of my adventures. Click here to see
them. I had an absolute blast there, and met lots of nice folks and showgirls. I was a little
tipsy on the flight home, but luckily my mom was there to calm me down and save me
from what might have been a little "air rage" over being seated in a row with screaming
children both directly in front and in back of me. "Have some more wine, Timmy," said
my mom. I heartily agreed. Anyhoo, you can see all of my PG rated adventures on those
three pages. This month on the site my mom dug out one of my early videos from when
I was still a little struggling sock actor. This is part of my audition tape for a then-titled
movie, The Fabulous Baker Girls. I was auditioning for the part of Socky Diamond. We
all know what happened to that role. In any event, go to my Movies Page to see my
saucy tape. Also, there are a few new sound requests up on my Requests Page.
Unfortunately, I had a couple more to do but my voice gave out before I could finish.
Keep an eye out for more. But the three new songs this month are some of my favorites,
so thanks to all you guys for sending in such great requests!!! You guys rock! And by all
means, keep 'em coming!!

The big event this month will be taking place on May 15th. I'm going to be a guest on
the Scott, Mark, & Cecily Show, the #1 rated afternoon drive show in Eastern Iowa. If
you live in the area, tune in to 100.7 KKRQ "The Fox!" at 3:30 PM central time to catch
my interview. I'm going to have to remember to mind my language when they call. My
mom is also dragging me to the circus this month, so hopefully I can have some pictures
for you from that. I think my mom is just going to find a clown husband, but we'll see.
Since it's Mother's Day this month, I'll appease her wishes and join her. Which brings me
to the reminder about your own rockin' moms. Sock monkeys and macrame toilet paper
covers make the best gifts. Well, I must be off to drink some tea and rest my voice for
the big interview. Until next month, rock your socks off! Don't forget to drop me a line
and say hello! Sock on-

Your Buddy,

Tim

Recommended Song of the Month: Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel, by Tavares.

   Recommended DVD of the Month: Hanson - Live at the Fillmore. Because my boys
     are so much more than MMMBop.

   Recommended Catch-Phrase of the Month: Plum-diggity-rascal! As in, "Those cookies
     were plum-diggity-rascal!" It's all the rage.

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