John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt...

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Welcome back, welcome back....

Hello everybody, and welcome to the thankful month of November here with the
Big T. As you can see above, I went old school with this year's Halloween costume and
decided to go as every sweathog's favorite teacher, Mr. Kotter. That Gabe Kaplan
was always a ladies man, just like yours truly. I hope everyone enjoyed the night of the
ghouls. I know I've been letting out the waistband on some of my pants due to excess
Snickers consumption. But it's all good, for as I have been told by many, I could stand
to gain a few pounds. Just a reminder to everyone that I added a new movie clip to the
page mid-October, the Psycho shower scene. Go to my Movies Page to check it out.
Bill is already getting rave reviews for his chilling portrayal of "Mother."
Unfortunately, there is no new movie clip for you guys this month, but you can always
relive last year's Thanksgiving tale on my movie archive page here. But have no fear,
thespian Tim lovers, there will be a special Christmas clip for you guys next month. I'm
accepting ideas for it right now if you'd like to send one in!

I haven't had a rantfest in a few months, so I'd like this opportunity to address one
certain thing that has been chapping my little sock behind. I may upset some of you
folks out there, but I have to let it flow, my friends. I think you all know this month's
rant subject, Mr. Michael Jackson. MJ, Jacko, The King of Pop. King of Pop? King
of Crap as of late. I have been catching bits and pieces of his mini-resurgence lately,
and I would like to know what all the hoopla is about. Mikey my boy, you are living in
the past. Your new video, You Rock My World? Yeah, I think I've seen all of those
dance moves and outfits before, say like in every video you have made since the late
1980s. Pardon the pun, my freakish friend, but the Thrill is gone. Nothing will top the
greatest video ever made, the one and only Thriller. Buy some pants that fit, act your
age, and for crying out loud, enter the world of colored socks! And how do I say this
gently? I think you are scaring some children with your plastic/clayish face. Please
pick a look and stay with it. You are not Mr. Potato Head. It's over. You have not been
the biggest star in the world since the flaming hair incident in the Pepsi commercial.
Sad, sad little man. Phew! I feel much better now. Rant over, let's get back to
business.

    Even though there is no movie clip this month, there are plenty of other goodies for
you kiddies. There are a couple of new song requests, and I have updated my list of
people I would like to slap.   I have had to put off most of my jetting back and forth to
Hollywood because of everything going on lately, so I've been a little bit of a bored
sock. I can't take the mundane life of an everysock for too much longer. I miss the life
of a superstar sock too much.   Ladies, I miss you the most. <kisses> So instead of
having pictures from some exciting adventure for you this month, all I have are some
pics from a day when I went out with my mom to do some errands. Someone shoot me
now. If you truly believe that you can handle that much excitement, click here to see
the pictures.   I'm hoping to have more exciting adventures in the upcoming months. I
just found out that hot mama Leelee Sobieski attends college nearby, so I will definitely
be on the lookout for her. I'm going to be the new Brown University Mack! I'll have to
try not to eat too much rhubarb pie on Thanksgiving so I can stay in the trimmest and
sexiest sock form. But damn it if I'm not tempted too the max by those giblets and
gravy! So to all of you folks here in the US, I'd like to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving.
And for the rest of the gang around the world, have a rockin' November, and I'll see you
all next month! Sock on!

Your Pal,

Timster

Recommended Song of the Month: Control, by Puddle Of Mudd. I know I'm the reigning
Disco King and don't usually go the alterna-rock route, but I'm mixing it up this month. I chose
this song simply for the things the lead singer enjoys having done towards the end of the song....

Recommended Music Video of the Month: Catch Sum 41's new video, with their tribute to
the classic Back To School and the infamous Triple Lindy.

Recommended "Thing I'm Most Thankful For": Don't you hate it when someone pulls out
this lame question at a gathering? Fix those ninnies with something random and nonsensical.
Example: "The third toe on my left foot. It's always the best-behaved of my tootsies."

Haiku of the Month:

Yams, yams, and more yams
It can't get more yummy
Except for mince pie

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