Boo!

Hello to all of my friends and faithfuls. It is a time of healing here as it has been a
tough couple of weeks for everyone all around and I hope you are all hanging in there.
There's not much more to be said that hasn't been already, so just know that my sock
heart goes out to all of you in this dreadful time. I also want to take this opportunity to
say a special thank you to King Fez and the gang in Canada, and my pals Bell and
Saggy B over in the rockin' UK for their kind words of encouragement and support.
Socks are uniting worldwide!

With all of that said, lets move on to cheerier topics. As in welcome to October at
the ghoulish home of the Big T. What is up everybody? I'm still working diligently on
my top secret Halloween costume for this year. (Translation - I haven't even started
thinking about it yet) Let's just hope it scares the pants off some hot girls. tee hee hee
I'm also looking to get back into my first love, the theater. Isn't that what actors are
supposed to say about the theater? If you ask me honestly, I say screw you - give me
the big budget blockbuster movie with no plot any day. But then again, I'm a bit of a
sell-out sock sometimes. But I would like to dabble in the excitement of being in front of
a live audience and hamming it up again. However, speaking of selling out, I'd like to
take this chance to say that I have no association with the sock monkey the folks over
at The Weekly World News are peddling. It is not me. But, you can win the monkey
and some cash if you send in the page number of the paper that he is hiding on. I'd like
to find Bat Boy just as much as the next guy, but I haven't gotten desperate enough to
pose for giveaways there just yet. I think next week you may be able to win Corey
Haim, though.

There aren't too many new things to tell about this month on the site. I've been
pretty consumed with other projects the last few weeks that the only new thing to look
for this month will be a new movie clip. It should be up by mid-month, so check back for
it. I've had a couple of requests for this particular clip, so in the spooky spirit of
October I will be gifting you viewers with my unique sock interpretation of the infamous
shower scene from 'Psycho.' However, as suggested by one fan, Bill will not be dressing
in drag and playing Marion Crane. He has declared that he will not be typecast as the
monkey who dresses in drag and refused the part. Besides, he is too busy coaching my
mom for her community theater debut singing in a cabaret show. (P.S. She says if you
are local, please make it a point not to come) In any event, stay tuned to see what the
powers-that-be will come up with for this classic film moment. While you are busy
waiting for the trick-or-treaters this month, you can tune into some reruns on TV and
catch my appearance on Frasier. It's been showing up in syndication quite frequently.
And while we are on the subject of All Hallow's Eve, I want to see some Spider-Man
kiddies at my house. If you show up dressed as Spider-Man and you are not Tobey
Maguire, you will get the whole bowl of candy. And I'm not talking waxy "Dots" or
Clark Bars here - I'm talking real, genuine, chocolaty-heaven freakin' candy. Side Note:
If you do show up as Spider-Man and you are Tobey Maguire, you will get no candy.
You will have your choice of a punch in the face or a kick in the pants. Well, I'm off to
construct some scary kleenex ghosts to hang on the trees which will surely terrify all. I
hope you all have a sockin', rockin', spectaculockin' month. Until next time, BOO!

Yours,

Tim

Recommended Song of the Month: Sister Christian, by Night Ranger. Motorin'....

Recommended TV Viewing of the Month: 2 for you this month. #1: October 2nd. Two
words - Buffy Lives. Man, I hope she is still living in those leather pants. grooooowl!
#2: October 5th - David Letterman welcomes my pal Emo Philips to his show.

Recommended Shunned Halloween Costume of the Month: If you show up to my door
dressed as any one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you are just asking for trouble. You
may, however, come as Splinter the Rat.

Haiku of the Month: (send in yours!)

Dracula bites necks
Frankenstein has bolts in his
Giraffes are way cool

Don't be a ghoul or a fool! Sign up for Tim's e-mail list to be updated
whenever he updates his site! Click here to add yourself to the elite.