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Picture of the Month:

Here is Tim, doing a different kind of surfing this summer...

What is up everyone out there? Hey hey hey Fat Albert and welcome to August
here with the Big T. As you can see above, I've been having a good time this summer.
That picture was taken during my night out downtown at Club Hell. I've got some more
pictures from my adventure that night, so check out my Special Pages to see them, or
just be lazy like me and click here. It was Retro Night, and you know I'm a retro kind
of guy, so I had to go check it out. Also, there are usually some freaks there, and the
freaks are the best people to party with. Quick shout out to the BRU Crew and Pete
from WBRU. Rockin' radio station, rockin' gang. Hope to party with you guys again
soon. I've got a lot of exciting adventures planned for the upcoming month, but I want
to keep it all a surprise. I'll just give you a little hint that one of them has to do with an
Oscar nominee. Stay tuned! My pal Cen will be heading out the end of the month to
catch his idol Kid Rock while he's out on tour with Aerosmith. I'm letting him go on that
adventure alone, even though I do love me some Sweet Emotion. But even Steven
Tyler's lips can't hold a candle to these puppies. Pucker up, ladies....

Last month I had the honor of doing an interview for an upcoming online men's
magazine, so I'll keep you posted as to when that will be up. I know when you see the
latest copy of Maxim or GQ at the local newsstand you all think of me. Anyhoo, so
what else can you check out on the site this month? Well, Miss Rosie O'Donnell has
gone and earned herself a spot on my list of Slappees. She's been in the running for
that list for years. Also, last month's movie clip had to be postponed, but this month
we've got my tribute to the Austin Powers films. Check out this supersexy spy sock on
my Movies Page. Do I make you randy? I'm taking requests now for my September
Movie Clip, so send those in! Between adventures this month, I plan to step behind the
scenes for once and help my mom co-write a play for a local theater company. It's so
nice to give back to the community every once in a while. Plus, I can make someone
say the word "boobies." hee hee Well folks, that's all from this end for now. Keep
your eyes peeled this month for a rockin' sock who is out painting the town even more
red than his hot little butt lips. I'll see you all soon! Until then, make sure you have
clean underwear - you never know....

Your Buddy,

Tim

Recommended Song of the Month: My Ding-a-Ling, by Chuck Berry. A classic, especially
the live version.

Recommended URL of the month: Redneck Neighbor - a hilarious story about the neighbor
from hell. This guy is even worse than me!

Recommended Retro Movie of the Month: 9 to 5 - I don't know why, but anytime it's on
TV I have to watch it. Must be the skinny 'n sweet scene.

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