Mistletoe and Egg Nog...Word.

Picture of the Month:

Here's how Tim will be spending his holiday season.
Bring on the egg nog!

    Jolly Holidays to everyone! Ho Ho Ho and welcome to December here with ol' St.
Sock. I hope everyone is taking advantage of the plethora of spiked egg nog that
should be abound this holiday season.   I know I sure am. As you can see above, I have
my own hat just for the occasion. Click here to see the beauty of the double function of
such a chapeau.   Rockin'!! There's some exciting new things up on the site this month,
and the one I'm peeing my pants over the most is the new logo for the opening page. I
commissioned my cousin to make such a drawing of me, and I couldn't be happier with
the results. You rock, Mark! He and I are also working on another cool interactive
goody for the site, so stay tuned for that. You can also find the new logo on a bunch of
fun things in my Tim Store. One stop Christmas shopping! This isn't the first time that
I've had my gorgeous mug drawn by an artist. My girl April the Wonder Llama is
working on a painting of moi as we speak. Check out her ridiculously rockin' sketches:
Sketch 1 - Sketch 2 - Sketch 3. What can I say, I'm just an artist's dream! You rock
mightily, Miss April. Meet me under the mistletoe....

In honor of the upcoming Christmas holiday, I've also put together not one but two
movie clips for y'all. You can see them both on my Movies Page. Let me just say right
now that Hinkle was born to play Ebeneezer Scrooge. And if you didn't catch my clip
from last month, you can also see my dramatic turn as Tim Shady in 8 Mile. What's
that sound I hear? Is that Oscar whispering my name? Oh, I think it is. Now that the
end of the year is nearing, you all know what that means - site beautification starts in
January. My mom usually plays around with the design of my site every year, so feel
free to send in any suggestions or ideas for things you'd like to see happening in the
land of the Big T next year. Other than that, this month is just going to be full of
holiday celebration after holiday celebration, all culminating with the granddaddy of
them all - oh yes, Dick Clark's Freakin' Rockin' New Year's Eve. But before I go start
lurking for unassuming victims under the mistletoe, I wanted to give my last shout out
of '02 to my new pals Dante, Chris and Kathryn down in Texas. You guys rock! Keep
working on that Tim impression. Well, until next year, hope you all have a safe and
jolly season! What's a yule anyway? Sock on!

Your favorite elf,

Tim

Play the new Tim game! Dress him up in style here! (Requires Shockwave)

Recommended Song of the Month: What Are You Doing New Year's Eve? The Harry
Connick, Jr. version makes my mom all misty-eyed. What a wuss.

Recommended Random Action Figure: Every boy and girl wants a Sexy Lexy from
Smallville under the tree. What's next, kung-fu grip Pacey?

   Suggestion for Santa: Hey Big Guy, it's me, Tim. I e-mailed you some Mapquest directions
   as you seem to keep skipping my house every year lately. I've been very good <nervous
   twitch> this year (cough, cough). How about some showgirls in my stocking? Oh yeah, and a
   pack of smokes. Thanks.