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Picture of the Month:

Dude, It's a Llama...

    Happy happy July to everyone out there! Welcome to another month in the life of
the sock. I hope everyone is having a happenin' summer. Your pal Tim hasn't been up
to much on account of all the humidity up here in the northeast. I've been hiding in the
air conditioning all day. Humidity gives me holes - I hate that cruel vixen with a
passion.   But when I am allowed out, I have been hitting the town and checking out the
honeys in their summer skimpies. As you can see above, I made it to the zoo last
month. I had some pictures taken with some of the other animals, but they were none
too exciting. I couldn't get past the glass. But with the llamas? I went right over the
fence and dangled in the pen. You can click here to see more pictures from my
encounter with these furry freaks. I had to spend some time at the end of the month in
the hospital with my mom so there aren't too many updates to the site this month. I'll
have a new movie clip due up around mid-month, so keep checking back for that. From
the plans we have for it, it promises to be a good one! That's all I will say for now. You
can see that and all of my other random movie clips on my Movies Page.

    Since there is not a lot going on this month, I promise extra helpings of socksicity
for you all next month. My mom is on a long vacation this month, so we have a few
things planned.   One is to definitely hit the new hot spot of the moment, The Mohegan
Sun Casino in Connecticut. This place has been all over the gossip columns and
Hollywood magazines lately. I can't believe I missed the grand opening - I could have
been hanging with Bill Clinton and Cher. In any event, it is not too far from me, so I'll
be bringing a little bit of celebrity to their house of debauchery. I've been there before,
but I usually go incognito so I can lose my shirt with privacy. So if you're in the area
and see some spindly sock legs dangling from a seat at the blackjack tables, stop by and
say hello. And bring a cute guy for my mom. hee hee Oops, she just slapped me in the
back of the head for typing that. Sorry, mom. Anyhoo, get out there and celebrate the
4th of July, too. Hopefully I'll meet some lovely ladies who would like to make their
own fireworks with the sock (wink, wink). And let me give you one big hint about which
party to attend: the ones with illegal fireworks are usually the best. When there is an
element of danger or fear or lighting up like Michael Jackson in a Pepsi commercial
involved, then that's when you are having a good time, my friends. Before I go soak up
some sun, I'd like to give a shout-out to Nate and Sock. You guys rock! Keep sending
in your e-mail and requests. Until next month rock the sock on!

Your Pal,

Tim

Recommended Song of the Month: Summertime, by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.
Just some good old school summertime listening.

   Recommended Movie Rental of the Month: Head to your local video store and drop some
   cash to check out The Royal Tenenbaums at the end of the month. You'll be glad you did.
   My mom says to look for the drawing of the tighty whities hanging on the wall. Moms.

Recommended Summer Fun Activity: Do kids even know what kickball is anymore?