March Madness and Mayhem

Picture of the Month:

Here I am in a scene from my latest movie, Crossroads.

    Hey hey to everyone out there and welcome to March Madness here with Tim!
   As you can see above, I finally got to work with my hot mama sweetie Britney Spears
   in her movie, Crossroads. Unfortunately, I was cut out of the scene you see above, but
   you can catch me in the opening scene of the movie when she is bouncing on her bed in
   her undies. That's the scene to be in, my friends. I kept calling for more takes. That's
   something you can do when you're a monkey with clout like me. hee hee! Lots of
   exciting things going on at the site this month, so let's get right down to it. As I had
   mentioned last month, I've finally answered your calls for Tim merchandise. You can
   check out the Tim store here.   There will be more products coming soon! Also, e-mail
   me with any requests or suggestions you may have for Tim Goodies. Shout out to
   Kristy Wong for being the first customer at the Big T store! Rock on Kristy! Also this
   month I have been asked to do a follow-up interview at Bubba the Sock Monkey's site,
   so check that out. And finally on the sock front, check out the new look of Nate's site,
   along with some awesome new pictures from his many adventures.

    Back here on the home front, in addition to the store there are some new song
   requests up on the site. Also, I'm going to have an interesting spin on my movie clips
   this month. I got a request from Kunal for a Star Wars movie clip, which I find to be a
   smurfariffic request. Anyhoo, upon thinking about what scene to re-enact, I realized
   that I couldn't choose just one. Therefore, I'm going to have a movie clip trilogy, just
   like the original, old school Star Wars. You can check out Episode I on my Movies
   Page. Not the most famous scene of them all, but one of my all-time favorites. Keep
   checking for the next installments, or join my mailing list to find out when they go live.

    This month I'll be heading up to Boston to check out the new stage version of The
Graduate before it heads to Broadway.   Kathleen Turner naked beats no one naked!
I'll also be on the lookout for party invites from the show's other stars, Jason Biggs and
Alicia Silverstone. (Clueless is still one of my favorite flicks, even if it does border on
chick-flickdom) Mid-month, you'll find me downing the green brew on St. Patty's Day.
Please be nice enough not to step on the sprawled-out sock you may find lying next to a
bar stool. Thank you in advance. After my recovery from getting to shout "Bra!" as
part of "Erin Go Bragh" all night, I'll be getting ready for the arrival of Easter and my
pal The Bunny. Chocolate and smokes, my friend. In the meantime, I'll also be party-
hopping Oscar Evening. Go Denzel! I hope you all have a great month - be sure to
celebrate a little extra for me. Happy Easter!

Before I go, I'd like to give a special and very big shout out to the folks over at
somethingawful.com. My site was listed as the Awful Site of the Day January 31st, and
it brought lots of folks here to see the madness that is thebigt.com. I assume the site
review was supposed to be scathing, but I found it to be unbelievably funny. It totally
rocks. I'm including a link to it, but be warned, it uses some salty language! So tell the
kiddies to leave the room if you want to see it, then click here. We especially like the
part about my mom being dopey. :-D And to the writer of this awesome spot, you rock.
But keep in mind my friend, it's supposed to be ridiculous. We're all in on the joke here,
fool. Anyway, that's it for me this month. Hope you guys have a great one. See you
next time! Beware the Ides....

Sock On,

Tim

Recommended Song of the Month: One Step Closer, by Linkin Park. I know it's not a
usual Tim selection, but I just like yelling along with the song at the end. I'm about to BREAK!

   Recommended TV Viewing of the Month: Got 2 for ya this month - as always, the Oscars
   come to town on the 24th. Place your bets now. I'm also eagerly awaiting the premiere of
   Greg the Bunny on Fox. Looks right up my alley....

Recommended St. Patrick's Day Puke Catcher: Hurl it up into one of those green plastic
top hats. Take it from me, those things hold a lot.