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Picture of the Month:

Here's Tim as the Absorbent One....


    Trick or Freakin' Treat to everyone out there!  How are ya'?  Welcome to October
  here with the sock.  Boo!  As you can see above, I took part of my girl Kristy Wong's
  advice about my Halloween costume this year.  She suggested I do something yellow.  I
  have to suffer through my mom's mini-addiction with the porous one, so I decided to go
  along with it this year.  Ladies and gentleman, say hello to Spongetim Sockpants.  A
  pleasure, I'm sure.  Hope to see all of you little goblins out and about on Halloween. 
  Here's a little tip if you see me coming your way: hold on to your candy bags VERY
  tightly.  When I'm hopped up on mounds of chocolate I really can't be responsible for
  my actions.  I hope everyone had a good time last month.  I know I sure did.  If you
  didn't, well, um, yeah I really don't care.  Sucks to be you.  Sorry, if I'm a little cranky
  right now, I haven't met my daily smoke, booze, and caffeine quotient yet.  I tend to get
  a little testy.  And if you're one of those freakin' crows who keep waking me up at the
  crack of dawn lately, you know what I'm talking about.  You heard me, Heckyll and
  Jeckyll.  I'm coming for you. 

    Sadly, I've been a little under the weather the past couple of weeks, so there's not
  much in the way of updates this month.  In the great tradition of things, I will once again
  have a creepy movie clip this month in honor of Halloween.  Look for that around mid-
  month.  If you're lazy like me and don't feel like checking back all the time, drop an
  e-mail here and sign up to be on my site update list.   As always, you'll be able to check
  out all the madness on my Movies Page.  If you're still looking for a quick Tim fix, you
  can head to the video store and see my cameo in 40 Days & 40 Nights.  We used lots of
  special effects to make me look bigger.  Ah, technology, it's a beautiful thing.  I've got a
  few adventures planned for this month and next, so stay tuned for what are sure to be
  some interesting stories.  I'm hoping to take a bite out of the Big Apple soon.  New York
  City, look out.  Here come the Sock.  In the meantime, I'm going to be reading some
  scripts and filling up on candy and then some more candy.  I'm also going to be adding
  some new products to the Tim Store.  Send in any requests  for products or pictures
  you'd like to see on anything.  Christmas is coming....  :-)  Before I head out for some
  cocktails, I'd like to give a shout out to my new pals Munskee and Sucha Delight.  My
  boy Munskee looks like he's partied a lot harder than me these long years.  You go,
  'Skee.  I love hearing from all of you out there, so keep those e-mails coming!  I'd also
  like to see pictures of any sock Halloween costumes if you've got them.  Hope
  everyone has a great month.  Until next time, I'll be in my pineapple under the sea....
 

   Have a Ghoulish One-


   Tim


   Recommended Song of the Month:  Harder to Breathe, by Maroon 5.  Yeah, I know it's
   a new song, but it rocks this sock's socks off.

   Recommended Bandwagon of the Month:  Man, I do love me some Gyllenhaals.  Check
   out this brother and sister acting dynamic duo whenever you can.  Maggie and Jake both have
   movies due out in the theaters this month.  You can also check out Jake on video in Donnie
   Darko if only to see the guy in the evil bunny suit who tells him what to do.  Don't even ask....

   Recommended Old School Halloween Candy of the Month:  Zagnut - need I say more?