Ho Ho Ho!!!  Hey everybody!  Come and sit by the yule log with your pal
   Tim.  Hope everyone is ready for a rockin' holiday season.  I know I am. 
   There's nothing better than some mistletoe, a lot of egg nog, and a hot chick. 
   I can deck the halls all night with that combo.  Wooooo!   My mom is giving me
   the stink-eye right now, so let's just jump in to the new site goodies, shall we?
  
      This month you'll find a whole sack full of goodies - take that, Santa! 
   (That'll learn ya' for giving me coal last year!)  There are a few new song
   requests up on my Sounds Page, as well as a new slappee on my page of People
   I'd Like To Slap.   Pat O'Brien joins the ranks this month.  I can't even tell you
   what his grating voice does to me.  Hose bleeds from my ears.  Just thinking
   about it makes me want to...oh, look,  I just threw up.   See???  Anyhoo, aside
   from that, there are also two new Ask Tim questions up.   You guys continue to
   rock my socks off with all of your awesome e-mails, requests, and questions. 
   You know I always want you to keep 'em coming.  I do have to ask one favor,
   though.  When sending me an e-mail, please try to put my name or something
   in the subject line so I don't delete it with the scads of spam I've been getting.
   I TOLD THOSE SPAMMERS I BEAT THEM SENSELESS!!!!  All I know is
   that little Dubya better get on that legislation before I head down to the Capital
   and throw down some sock knowledge on his a-double-snakes.   Oh man, now
   I'm all fired up.  Hey, 'tis the season for giving, right?  I just wanted to give
   some pimp slaps, is that so bad?  It is?  My bad.  Moving on....

      Finally, you will also find a new holiday-themed movie clip up on my
   Movies Page.  See what happens when this sock gets a hold of a holiday
   classic.  (You know I love you, Jimmy Stewart)  There are also a few new items
   in the Tim Store if you're looking for a last minute gift.   Sock stylin' is ALL the
   rage these days.  Just look at my mom's boyfriend, Adam Brody.  He knew
   what to give his lady-friend on The O.C.  He gifted that lucky chick with a sock
   monkey of her own.  Now that is just the gift that keeps on giving, folks.  And
   let me just note right here that my mom is so mad at me for not telling her that
   I was going to be doing a cameo with Mr. Brody.  I think she also didn't like me
   coming home and yelling the show's tagline all the time.  [Profanity Alert!] Hide
   the kiddies' ears and click here if you want to hear what drove her mad.  

      Well, I'd better head out and find some mistletoe to lurk under before I
   get into any more trouble.  I hope everyone has a holly and jolly holiday!  Don't
   forget to check in with my boy Dick Clark come December 31st!  In the
   meantime, stay warm, stay merry, (in my case, try to stay tanked) and try to
   spread some joy.  I'll catch you all next year!!  Have a Merry Month!

Tim

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