Adventures in Babysitting!

     Woo!  Hey hey hey and welcome to another rockin' month here with your
   pal, The Big T.  Can you believe it's already July?  This year flew by!  I've
   already had to go into hiding for a few days straight in the air conditioning to
   escape my mortal enemy, humidity.  I'll get you one of these days, Mr. H!
   (shakes sock fist in air)  Rat bastard.  Anyway, back to July and hello kiddies!
   I'm happy to say that last month's movie poll was very successful again, and
   the winner of this month's Viewer's Choice clip is The Ring.  I hope you guys
   weren't hoping for a true-to-film sock version.  You know I have to put the Tim
   spin on things.  You can check it out on my Movies Page.  There's also a new
   poll up with choices for next month's clip.  Vote away!  And speaking of my
   movie clips, I'm taking a survey for a special section with All-Time Favorite
   Clips in it.  Any time this month just drop me an e-mail letting me know what
   your favorite Tim movie clip is, and if you feel so inclined, a reason why.  I'll
   post the best reasons next month.  Thanks a million!  Must I say it again?  Yes,
   I always will - You Guys ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Ahem.  Moving on.  There's some other new goodies up on the site this
   month for you to check out.  There's a new question on my Ask Tim page, as
   well as two new People I'd Like To Slap.   Also look for a handful of new song
   requests around the second week of the month, as my voice was too hoarse
   from partying to do them on update day.  But fear not, music lovers, they are on
   their way.  You'll find them on my Sounds Page.  As always, keep those
   questions, requests, and e-mails coming!  I love hearing from you guys!  Ah,
   now that all of that is out of the way I can relax and enjoy the summer.  As you
   can see above, I've been spending some time babysitting.  My mom says I
   shouldn't really call it that, since I really don't pay much attention to the baby.
   I just want to play with the cool toys!  Who wouldn't?  What's with all that crying
   business?  Who needs that?  Just get out of the way and let me play, kid. 
   Here, this pacifier oughta shut you up.  Oh wait, was I typing all of those
   thoughts?  My bad.  Sorry.  No, really, I'm an excellent babysitter.  Call me
   anytime.  Well, not any time.  Only if I don't have a date.  Or a party to go to.
   Or if I'm out of booze.  And if you don't have the Spice channel, don't call at all.
   Other than that, feel free.  Really! 

      Now that it's warming up and the hot chickies are out, keep an eye out for
   the Sock.  I'll be trolling some outdoor summer concerts this month, and one of
   them seems like it'll have a nice big crowd.  Ladies, if you get stuck in the
   throngs and think that someone has their paw on your butt accidentally, you
   thought wrong.  hee hee hee   When it gets too humid, I'll be vegging out, glued
   to The Amazing Race.  I'm trying to convince Nate to badger his parents to 
   apply for the next one.  If anyone knows anything about world travels, it's my
   best bud.  E-mail him and nag him for me.  Shoo-in, I tell you!  Of course, I
   would expect my cut of the million dollars, old buddy old pal.  We socks take
   care of one another!  Love ya, Natey!  Well, I'm off to catch some rays.  Would
   any of you lovelies care to help me put on some suntan lotion?  See you all next
   time.  Have a great month!   Rock on -

Tim

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