Jack & Meg,
Sock-Style
Wow.
In the immortal words of 'The Continental,' "Wowwie wow wow!"
Welcome to the home of The Big T, v 2.0. It's June, it's
summer, and you guys
totally rock. This last month has been nuts at the site, and
I just have to say
once again that you guys are the best! Thank you for all of
your e-mails and
requests. My first ever movie clip poll was a huge hit,
generating 749 votes.
You guys who voted to see my interpretation of Ferris Bueller's
Day Off: your
wish is my command. Don't fret if your pick didn't win, I
plan on using some of
the other choices for upcoming clips, so stay tuned.
Since I had such a great
response the first time around, there is a new poll up for next
month's clip.
Vote away! And since you guys are so freakin' cool, I decided to get off
my lazy
lipped buns and hit you with two more movie clips this month as
well. Hey, you
guys blew me away, what can I say? Two different ladies e-mailed me
last
month looking for a Lord of the Rings movie clip. You all know that
I have
trouble turning down the ladies, so you'll find my dramatic turn as the one and
only Gollum for them. Also, the rabid American Idol Clay fans were looking
for
some hip-shaking 'Grease' action, so I did that one as well.
Grease is definitely
the word, my friends. (Sorry I couldn't find a red jacket!)
In any event, head on
over to my Movies Page to see all of
the madness.
In
keeping with the update talk, there is also a new question over on my Ask
Tim page as well as some new songs up
on my Sounds Page. The picture
above
is a tribute to one of the song clips for my girl Kylie. She
asked me to bring
together her two favorite artists, moi and The White Stripes.
Wendy is just SO
Meg. Maybe my pal Sox will let me borrow his guitar so
I can really complete
the makeover and rock the sock out! Now that I've got all of
that taken care of
I'm looking forward to some R&R this month. Summer hasn't
really hit in full
force yet, which upsets me because it is really cutting into my
'Ogling Hot
Chicks in Bikinis' time. C'mon, sun! I need to see some
skin! Thankfully I've
recovered from last month's 4 day Fest of Debauchery while my
mom was out
of town and I am ready to party again! I don't really
remember most of what
went on, but I woke up tired, smiling, and surrounded by empty
booze bottles
and women's underwear, so it must have been good. Ah, such is
the life. My
new pal Mike has promised to take me surfing this month, but I have
to figure
out a way to cover up my lips so they don't get wet and run.
Nobody likes a
runny sock, trust me on this one. But I've got my board and
my shorts and I am
ready to go. I hear chicks dig the surfer socks. And I
do dig me some surfer
chicks. I also dig me some Roller Derby chicks, but that's
neither here nor
there. I also have to make some appearances this month at
some parties, do
some mingling and flirting. Maybe autograph some boobs.
You know, the
normal stuff. Before I head out to look for a new
Speedo, I just want to say
a big hello to all of the newbies out there, and to all of you who
have been
around for a while - you guys ROCK! Keep voting and e-mailing
and I'll see
you all next month! Girls, be ready....
Tim
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