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       March freakin' madness....  Hey kiddies, and welcome to another
   rockin' month here with the T-Man.   You can see above what I was doing
   all last month.  I am not a snow fan.  I am a monkey.  I get cold.  I get wet.
   My lips run when they are wet.  It's just not pretty, folks.  Welcome to my
   dandruff covered hell.  Yes, I know, bitter much?  I'll get you one of these
   days, Mr. Snow!!  Moving on....  We've got a poll for y'all this month.  I
   got a couple of e-mails last month complaining about the background music
   on my site.  I've also gotten e-mails in the past loving it.   My mom has
   been telling me it annoys her, so we've been going back and forth about it
   for a few weeks.  And I just totally made my mom sound like Norman
   Bates.  Sorry, ma.  Anyhoo, I've taken most of the music off right now, but
   I'd like to know  what you guys think.  Hence, my fancy little poll below.  
   Vote on, my friends.  Vote on.   (As of 4/1, the poll has been taken down.
   Thanks for all of your votes!)        
   Now onto the updates for this month.  As promised, I've got a new
   movie clip up on my Movies Page.   Many of the networks these days are
   pulling out the ol' never before seen footage jive for their reality shows and
   such.  Well, we raided FOX and found the secret Joe Millionaire clips that
   the viewers weren't meant to see.  I never knew Joe was so bratty.  Enjoy!
   In addition to the video clip, there are some new questions in my new Ask
   Tim column.  Let me just say again, you guys have been great in sending
   in questions.  I know I didn't get to all of them, but keep 'em coming!  I've
   also bestowed a new slap this month.  I don't know why it has taken me so
   long to slap Bruce Springsteen, but Boss-Man, this one's for you.  WHAP!
   I also got an e-mail from my pal Winky asking me to slap Michael
   Jackson, but that's just a given.  I think I went off on a scary tangent a few
   months back about ol' clownface before all of this newfound madness.  And
   in all honesty my winkish friend, I'd be too afraid to slap him.  Ew,
   clownface cooties!  Yecccchhhhh!  So that's what's new and exciting here
   this month.  Now I can relax and get all set for the Oscars....

I'd like to thank the Academy...

   Whoops, was I daydreaming again?  Sorry sorry.  Now where was I?  Oh
   yes, I'll be relaxing and also looking forward to my favorite beverage, the
   infamous green beer.   I don't care if I have to wear snowshoes and trek on
   down to the local pub, I am going to Erin Go Bragh all night long.  Maybe
   I'll even Lisa and Jenny Go Bragh.  Ba dum dum  I'm here all week, folks.
   Please don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.  Well, I'm off to go
   will the snow away.  Hopefully I'll get a call to be in LA soon and I can
   get away from all of this foolishness.  Until then, it's hunker down with a
   nice cup of hot chocolate, a big warm blanket, some really good bad TV,
   and lots and lots of ladies.  Hey, who needs a sissy blanket when I can get
   good ol' fashioned body heat?  Ah, the life of a superstar.  Anyway, I'm off
   for now.  Stay tuned for the Easter Egg Hunt contest next month - keep
   sending in your prize suggestions in the meantime.  Oh, and kisses to
   Chelso!  Catch you all on the flipside....

Tim

       Vote for my boy Clay Aiken on American Idol!  I've got a tribute
                to his audition on my Movies Page.  This boy knocked the socks
                off of the sock!

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