Two works of art in the
same picture???
Hey hey
hey! Welcome to May here
with your pal Tim. Did I
mention that APRIL ROCKS? Oh,
she does. As you can see
above, my
new friend April completed her masterpiece and sent it to me.
The picture
came out a little funny because I'm standing close to the
camera. The
painting is bigger than it looks. Damn that camera
trickery! In any event,
there is the Portrait of Tim. <sigh>
Mona Lisa’s got nothing on me.
Van
Gogh? Psssh!
Have you seen April’s work?
Van Gogh is a hack
compared to her!
I can not thank you enough, girl. You
rock! Now, back
to me.
You knew I wouldn’t be off that subject too long, didn’t you?
Incidentally, I’m not speaking to my mother. She’s
going to Vegas this
month and leaving me home! LEAVING ME HOME, I SAY!
The nerve!
My mouth
is in a permanent ‘O’ shape like Mr. Bill’s.
How could she?
[Quit
yer whinin’ and get back to work – Mom] We’ll
just see if I get her
anything for Mother’s Day.
Hmmph! Now
where was I? Oh yeah, APRIL
ROCKS!
There are
some new goodies on the site this month to tell you about.
There’s a lot of action happening on my Movies
Page. First off, you
American Idol fans are Clay Crazy!
The rabid Claymaniacs liked my
original tribute to Clay so much that I had to do another one for
them
mid-month last month. If
you haven’t seen it, you can check it out there.
There’s also a new clip for this month with Yours Truly
tackling Brad Pitt’s
role in Seven.
If you haven’t seen the movie but plan to, be warned that
this clip gives away a key scene.
I don’t want to be a spoiler monkey –
nobody likes that. Note
to Jan Brady - nobody likes a tattletale, either.
Also, thank you thank you all for your requests last month
for my June
movie clip. I put up
the top 4 choices in a poll on my Movies Page,
so don’t
forget to go there and vote! I hope I can do justice to whatever you guys
choose. If not, well,
I'll just have a few drinks and forget it ever happened.
Ah, the good life.
Last month must have been a
crazy one for all of you out there,
because I got a bunch of letters for my Ask
Tim column. Thank you so
much, guys! Unfortunately, I can only choose a few each
month to answer,
but please keep sending
them in. I'll get to you eventually. In the
meantime, you can always ask a reputable source who may give you
some
sound advice, but what fun would that be? Hey, did you know
that APRIL
ROCKS?! No? Just saying. There should also be
some new sound clips
coming this month, so keep an eye and an ear out for
those. That is, if my
mom isn't too busy in Vegas having fun and going without me and
riding
mechanical bulls and playing blackjack and doing anything but
upload files
for me. [Bitter much? -Mom] Ah, I just
had a shot of whiskey and I'm
feeling much better. Now where was I? Oh yeah, Happy
Freakin'
Mother's Day, Ma. And APRIL ROCKS! Maybe my pal Nate
will swing
by and take me on one of his jaunts. He just recently went
to Tuscany, so
check out his pics if you get a chance.
I think that's about it for me for
this month. Look for some new people getting slapped next
month, and
don't forget to vote for the movie clip you want to see. If
you have any
other ideas, send them
in! Speaking of ideas, I just came up with a great
one! To all of my partying buddies: 4-Day Keg Party this
month at my
house! Woo! I'll have the whole house to
myself! [I was waiting for you
to
realize that. No strippers. -Mom] I
better go start writing down lies to tell
the cops when I get noise complaints. Thanks, Ma!
Happy Mother's Day!
And have a happy one to all of you out there! See ya' next
month! Oh
yeah, one more thing before I go - APRIL ROCKS! Sock on-
Tim
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