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     Happy Haunting!  Welcome to October here with The Big T - now where's my
  candy?  Seriously.  Where is it?  I'm hungry.  So how is everybody?  I hope you all had
  a great month and are ready to rock in the fall with me.  I'm still working on my
  Halloween costume, so I won't have pictures until next month.  I've got to get them
  taken in time for Nate's Annual Halloween Bash and costume contest, though.  Sadly,
  I always have to send in an absentee ballot.  One of these days, buddy!  I should also 
  have some pictures for you next time from an adventure I'm having the end of this
  month.  I like to call it "The Big T in NYC."  I'll be hitting a taping of The Daily Show
  With Jon Stewart on October 30, so fire up those VCRs to catch a glimpse of me in 
  the audience!  Woo!  I'll also be stalking Stephen Colbert while I'm at it.  Love him.  
  Hopefully I'll have a lot more excitement while I'm there, so stay tuned!  

     Let's move on to this month, shall we?   As some of you know, I was a little under
  the weather parts of last month, so I wasn't able to perform my song requests.  But 
  fear not, they are all up now.  Check 'em out on my Sounds Page.    There is also a new
  'Ask Tim' question up, so check that out as well.   Finally, there is a new movie clip up
  on my Movies Page.  Instead of the usual October horror-themed clip, I decided to use
  something that's scarier in a lot of other ways - find out what happens when I  become
  the new Bachelor.  You may not find it that scary, but monogamy frightens me!  Too
  many hot chicks out there for this sock to settle on just one, you know what I'm 
  saying?  And you all know the drill by now - keep sending in your requests - I love
  getting them.  They're much more interesting than finding out how to get half-price
  Viagra by mail and how to add size to certain body parts.  Spam-gods, let me just tell
  you one thing - that's the last thing this sock needs.  You catch my drift?  Aww yeah.  

     Well, I'm off now to get ready for all of the ghoulies.  Hope you all have a great
  October!  Before I go, Seymour wanted me to give all of the Californians out there this
  message from him: "Vote for the only Arnold: Jackson.  What you talkin' 'bout Gray
  Davis?"  Catch you all next month, and don't forget to look for me on the 30th!  And to
  the Big Apple - much like people aren't ready for Beyonce's jelly, I don't think you're
  ready for this hosiery.  This socky's too rockalicious for ya, baby.  Watch out, here I
  come!   Until next time, Trick or Treat, my friends....

Tim