How you ladies doin'??

     Hey everybody!  Welcome to autumn and the merry month of September here
   with the Big T.  Hope you all had a great August.  Sadly, a large part of mine was
   spent hiding in the air conditioning as we were hit with a gigantic wave of humidity
   up here in the northeast.  It was not pretty.  Two weeks straight of walking outside
   and feeling like you got slapped in the face with a wet mop?  NOT fun at all.  As you
   can see above, when I finally did leave the house I had to make up for some lost
   time and go cruising for chicks.  These are just two of the phat rides that I use to
   scope the honeys.  Word.  Okay, I'll try to talk normal now.  As I mentioned last
   time, I did hit the American Idols tour last month to hang with my boy Clay.  He
   did not disappoint with his performances, which is more than I can say for someone
   else, whose name I will not mention.  *coughRubencough*  (Wait until you hear his
   new song - I was embarrassed for him.  Ruben can't pull of a song whose lyrics
   include such phrases as "shot callin', yes y'allin'.")  In any event, Clay's new stuff
   sounds great, so look for his album in October.  Maybe it will inspire me to do some
   more video clips where I play the red-headed wonder for all of those die-hard
   Claymates out there.  Some of you scare me.  Seriously. 

      Now it's time for a little bad news.  This picture above was taken before the
   other concert that I went to last month.  I had planned a whole night of photos
   chronicling my night, but I was foiled when I arrived to the show to find that no
   cameras of any kind were being allowed inside the club.  I was going to see my boys
   Hanson!  Any of you long-time fans know how much of a Hanson fan I am.  We go
   way back.  Anyway, I had two cameras with me, but the jerks at the club were
   rummaging through everyone's bags so I had to bring them to the car.  Sorry, guys!
   It was a great show, though.  I am, however, a little upset with my boys because they
   have a few television appearances this month to promote the tour and some of the
   shows they agreed to go on are just plain unwatchable.  For instance, The Tom 
   Green Show one night, followed by The Orlando Jones Show the next.  WHY??? 
   Oops, excuse me, I just puked up some pantyhose.  What is the lesser of two evils
   there?  I think it's kind of scary when the answer might possibly be Tom Green.  
   You know how I feel about Orlando Jones.  I just can't.  

      I think I need to stop talking about these things before I get even more upset
   and have one of what my mother calls my "episodes."  Let's get to what's new this
   month, shall we?  This seems to be a month of threes.  For starters, there are three
   new questions on my Ask Tim page.   Thanks for sending all of those in, I love
   answering them.  Also, there are three new video clips on my Movies Page.   I
   tackled two clips that came in close on previous viewer's choice polls.  We tried to
   capture the original film's homoerotic undertones in the clip of Dude, Where's My
   Car?   Don't you ladies worry, though.  Just acting.  As I have done in the past, I'm
   planning on doing a scary movie clip for October, so send in some suggestions to
   help me out.  You guys rule!  Finally, look for some new song requests mid-month. 
   I believe I get to croon some Evanescence and Linkin Park this month.  Rockin'! 
   Now, in honor of Labor Day, I'm going to sit around and do nothing.  Ladies, put
   away your white shoes!  And someone get me some Jack Daniels, the new fall TV
   season is about to start.  I'll catch you all next month.  I've got a big trip planned for
   the end of October, so I'll tell you all about it next time!  Stay tuned....  Oh, and
   before I go, happy birthday to my mom.  To the rest of you, sock the heck on!  Woo!

Tim

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