Tim is on vacation this month!

   Lazy sock!  Tim is out having a grand old time, so he didn't do much in the way
  of updating this month.  Since people are in need, the only page Tim decided to
  update is his Ask Tim page.  The only other thing he left was this message to
  everyone:

     Happy Easter and April everybody!  I'm out sunning myself with the ladies right
  now, but I'll be keeping on top of my e-mail, so keep sending in your requests and
  ideas so I can have a big update for you in May!  And now, since everything old is
  new again, I decided to post some old stuff for you this month.  Check out what I
  was up to in April of 1999.  Ah, memories.  I also found my first video clip.  It was
  just a little hello to see if it worked.  If cigarettes could talk, a Virginia Slims might
  tell me, "You've come a long way, baby."  I'd agree and then I'd smoke it to shut it
  up.  Finally, before you go, there is a new poll down below for next month's video
  clip.  Vote away!!!  And now it's back to the ladies for me.   Have a great month, 
  and see you next time!!!  Rock the heck on - 

Tim