I'm not sure I like the look of evil on his face...

     Hey hey hey, Fat Albert, and welcome to the summer wind down here with The
   Big T!  I hope you're all planning an end of summer blowout!  I know I am.  I'll be 
   heading to Washington, D.C. this month with my mom.  She's attending JournalCon,
   and I'm tagging along for the ride.  I don't know how much havoc I'll be able to wreak
   in our nation's capital, but I'm hoping the answer will be "plenty."  Drop me a line if
   you have any suggestions of any places to go or things I should do while I'm there. 
   I'm open!  I bet my pal Nate has some stories from D.C.   And speaking of Nate, I
   know I've said this before, but I simply can't say it enough - he is the most rockin'
   best friend of them all.  He recently went to Ireland and was kind enough to send me
   an awesome Tim-sized bottle of Guinness.  It is seriously the coolest thing I have
   ever seen.  I'll put up a picture at some point before I guzzle it down.  So thanks again
   Nate, you always know just what I like!

     As always, there are a few new updates on the site this month to tell you about.
   First of all, there are two new song clips on my Sounds Page.  Secondly, there are 
   new questions up over on the Ask Tim page.  You guys really rock with sending in 
   stuff.  Keep it coming!  (Make sure you put something about the site in your subject
   line so I can separate it from the evil Spam)  Finally, there's a new movie clip up over
   on my Movies Page.  My girl Heidi has been asking for a Big Lebowski clip for a 
   while now.  I finally saw the movie last month, so you can now check out my masterful
   take on The Dude.  Also, I've got a request from The Other Tim to do a clip of
   Anchorman, which I will do for September.  I just can't pick a scene to do.  So what I
   need from you guys this month is specific scene requests.  Send them in and I'll do the
   one that gets the most votes.  Stay Classy!  

     Finally this month, I will leave you with some more pictures.  I attended Celebrity
   Night as part of a 3-day celebration they were having locally for the minor league
   baseball All-Star Game.  Since my arms aren't really good for baseball anymore, I 
   had to decline the invitation to participate in the Celebrity Home Run Challenge.  I
   did accept the free tickets to the event, though.  (We're the home of the minor league
   Red Sox team, so you can imagine our fans)  Here's a couple of pictures from my 
   night:

That's me with "Paws" the mascot.

And here's little Ethan from Survivor.  My mom
said he was "ridiculously hot."  Whatever, Ma.

     Well, that'll wrap it up for me this month.  Stay cool, and don't forget to send in
   requests, Anchorman scenes, and any ideas for my trip to D.C.  You guys are the
   best.  Washington, watch out, because here comes The Sock!!!  See you next time!

Tim