Ah, Sweet Ed - We'll Miss You So....

      Mwah!  Big kisses to ALL of the ladies out there in this, the month of love.
   Actually, come to think of it, any month is the season of love when this sexy sock is
   involved.  I just have more of an excuse to goose the chicks this month.  "Just
   spreading some love, girls."  Aww yeah.  Anyhoo, welcome back like Kotter.  How
   is everybody?  I hope you're all surviving this chilly, chilly winter.  I need to move to
   L.A. permanently, and pronto.  Stupid Mom and her stupid New England dwelling. 
   As you can see above, I spent some time last month visiting some old friends from
   TV over at the Stuckeybowl.  I was turkeying ALL night, baby.  And check it out, Ed
   and I have the same coat!  Word to the yellow parka.  I'll miss my Stuckeyvillian
   friends, so let's all raise a toast to all of the hearty laughs and warm fuzzies we've
   gotten from this quality show this month.  I'm already WAY ahead of y'all with the
   toasting.  I figured I'd just, you know, get things started.  8 days ago.  Why is
   everything so spinny?  [thud]

       Word to smelling salts.  I'm back, so let's get started on this month's updates
   before I start puking up some hose, shall we?  Proving that the psychobabble term
   "The Winter Blues" isn't too far off, there are scads of new questions up on my Ask
   Tim page.  Scads, I tell you!  I also dusted off the ol' microphone and busted out
   some new tunes in the Song Requests.  Seriously, you guys don't even know how
   rockin' you all are for sending all of this stuff in.  Keep it coming!!!  Finally, over on
   my Movies Page you'll find a new video clip along with a new poll where you can vote
   on the movie clip for next month.  You guys came up with some great choices!  I only
   hope I can do your final choice some justice.  So get on over there and vote!  And
   feel free to send in any suggestions for next month's poll.  Woo!

        Now that I have all of that business out of the way I can concentrate on the
   lovin'.  I'll have to schedule some brief breaks from the ladies so that I can catch
   some TV viewing this month.  I know Nate and I will be hunkered down in front of
   the boob tube for Survivor All Stars.  [Hee hee hee, "boob."]  I'll also have to make
   room in my schedule for the Oscars.  Nothing will ever top the year I appeared on
   the show, but I still enjoy them nonetheless.  They really need to make a new "Best
   Performance By An Actor In A Leading Role, Sock" category.  I'd have the record
   by now.  Take THAT, Hepburn!  HA!  Well, I'm sensing that it's time for another
   toast, so I'd better stumble off for now.  Spread some love this month for your old
   pal Tim, and I'll catch you all next time.  Happy Year of the Monkey!  Wait, isn't
   that every year?  Those silly Chinese.  Anyhoo, rock on, y'all!!!

Tim

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