Tim making some very important calls.
You know, the booty kind.

     Howdy doodly do, and welcome to 2004 here with the Big T!  I hope everyone
  had a rockin' holiday season and a great New Year's.  I've resolved not to make any
  resolutions this year because, let's face it, I'm fabulous.  I don't need to change
  anything.   As you can see above, I got myself a new celly cell for Christmas.  I know
  some lucky ladies out there already have my private number.  Kisses to all y'all.  I
  also want to point out my awesome new scarf and hat set (I have mittens, but I don't
  need them indoors) that I got from my best friend, Nate.  I feel like little Ralphie in
  A Christmas Story with my hat.  It's keeping me warm during these cold winter
  nights.  So thanks, buddy!  Nate's the best.  Anyhoo, let's get down to some business,
  shall we?

     There are a few new things to check out on the site this month.  Normally around
  this time of year, I make a few tweaks on the site.  Since I did a major overhaul last
  year, you should only notice a few minor changes this time around.  My main monthly
  update page not only has links to this year, but also archives from 2003 and a link to
  2002 so you can flashback to some of your favorite Tim moments.  Maybe someday
  I'll get around to putting up everything from the original days of the site, but some of
  it is a little low-rent and embarrassing, so maybe not.  Hey, I was a little green back
  then.  Give a sock a break.  Let's get back to the new stuff.  There are some new
  questions on my Ask Tim page, as well as a new song request.   In addition, I had a
  great request last month for a movie clip from the classic movie Airplane!  I was more
  than happy to oblige.  You can catch that clip on my Movies Page.  That's such a
  great movie that I had a tough time deciding what to do for the clip.  Decisions,
  decisions.   And speaking of my movie clips, it's that time again for me to start taking
  requests so I can set up a new poll for you guys to pick what movie you'd like me to
  do.  Send in your ideas here with the subject line "Tim Movie Request" and I'll
  compile my favorites in a poll for you next month.  I always get such great ideas from
  you guys, so I'm expecting more of the same.  While I wait for those, I'm going to go
  warm my little red buns by the fire.  Hope you all have a great start to the new year
  and see you next month!  Sock On!!!

Tim