Love is in the air...

 

     Hello kiddies!  Sorry I'm a little late this month, but as you can see above, I've
   been busy showing some of the ladies a good time.  It's all in a day's work for this
   sock.  The pretty lady shown above is named Lulu, and I recently took her out for a
   night on the town.  She belongs to my girl Heidi Darko, who came along as a
   chaperone.  I guess I have some sort of a reputation around town.  That Heidi's a
   hot little mama herself.  Too bad about that wedding ring.  Anyhoo, since I get a lot
   of marriage proposals, declarations of undying  love, date requests, etc.  I figured I'd
   give you ladies out there a little glimpse of what it's  like to go out on a date with
   yours truly.  I brought a photographer along on my date with Lulu to document the
   happenings.  As an added bonus to the pictures, here is an e-mail I received from
   Lulu after our date: 
         

            Dear Tim,

 

         Thank you for a wonderful evening! Your reputation as a "loose-lipped lothario" is
         totally undeserved. First, you invited me to Joe's American Bar and Grill -- such
         swank! Then you greeted me with a peck on the cheek and a GORGEOUS
         diamond necklace. (My mom sniffed "cubic zirconium" but what does she know!)
         We sat together, your arm around my waist like a true gentleman...our bliss backlit
         by the table candle. I felt so snug and cozy wedged between you and the pepper
         shaker. It was heaven! My only regret is our date was too short! So any socks or
         other stuffies who say you are a fast operator got it all wrong...they outta try sharing
         a moving crate with my mom’s Austin Powers and Pee-Wee Herman dolls.
         eeeeeeeeeep! Until next time, your best girl,

 

         Lulu the Sock Hop Bear

 

         P.S.: I can’t read but my mom says not to worry, your T-shirt said “Ski Instructor.”
         Such a handsome sock...and athletic too!

   Click here to see the rest of the pictures from our big date.  And don't worry ladies,
   there's enough Tim to go around for all of you.  Kisses!

       Now on to some other business.  My movie clip software is on the fritz, so
   unfortunately, there is no new movie clip this month.  But that's okay, because now
   it gives you more time to send in suggestions for next month's clip.   Keep 'em
   coming!  (Don't forget to write 'Tim Request' in the subject line of your e-mail.
   Thanks!)   If you head over to my Sounds Page, you'll find a few new song requests.
   I don't know what came over me, but I felt like I had the music in me doing those.
   Also, there's a new question up over on my Ask Tim page.   As always, keep sending
   in your e-mails, questions, and requests!   I'll be heading down to our nation's
   capital at the end of the summer, so if you have any tips or suggestions of places I
   should check out, let me know!!  Always best to plan ahead.  And to any of my
   sweethearts in the area, I'll see you then....

       Well, that's it for this month.  It's time for me to lather on the sunblock and
   head outside to catch some much-needed rays.  I've got adventures planned for July
   and August, so I have to be in good shape for then.  Stay tuned!!!!  I hope everyone
   has a great month - enjoy the sun!  And if the re-release of Donnie Darko comes to
   your town, make sure to check it out.  It rocks.  If you do see it, and you can explain
   the whole Cherita thing, e-mail me and let me know what the heck that is all about.
   Thanks.  Until next time, SOCK ON!!!


Tim


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