Tim is all ready for the big night....

     Hey hey, pass the Lucky Charms - it's freakin' March, baby!!  How are y'all? 
   Welcome back to another crazy month here at Sexy Sock Central.   There's a lot to
   cover, so let's just jump in right away, shall we?  First of all, a quick shout-out to my
   best pal, Nate.  He's got his own domain now so don't forget to update your socky
   bookmarks!    Also, a big hello to my fan club in Tennessee!!!  They sent in a question
   on this month's Ask Tim page, as well as a bunch of requests.  You guys rock!  Keep
   it coming!   There are also a number of other questions from more rockin' readers, so
   head on over and check those out.   Due to freakin' allergies, my singing voice is
   coming and going these days, so the Song Requests Page is being updated here and
   there when I've got some pipes.  I've got a bunch of new requests on their way, so keep
   checking back.  Or sign up for my e-mail updates list and find out when things go up
   right away.  You'll be the coolest kid on your block, yo.  Those in the know got a heads
   up mid-month in February when I put up a little Valentine's Day gift in the form of a
   new movie clip.  I figured everyone else was jumping on the William Hung bandwagon,
   so why not me?  Yeah, I'm kinda slutty like that sometimes.  Anyway, you can check
   out my interpretation of 'She Bangs' over on my Movies Page.   Speaking of movie
   clips, there are also two new ones for the month of March.  My movie clip fan poll was
   so close for the top 2 spots that I decided to just do both for you.  Check in to see if 
   your pick won, and send in some requests for next month's poll while you're at it!

      I think that's all of the site business for this month.  Now, onto other things.  Like
   booze!  And chicks!  And rip-offs!  Sorry, that was probably uncalled for.  No, actually,
   scratch that.  I'm not sorry.  I'm the dirty superstar monkey here, I can take a fit if I
   want, right?  Can boys be divas?  Maybe I'm a divo.  Devo!  Quick, grab me a 
   flowerpot hat and a big bowl o' mashed potatoes!  Woo!  Cr-a-ck that whip!  Devo also
   rhymes with the newest love of my life, TiVo.  My mom bought it last month and I'm
   smitten.  I need to set it up to tape anything that Richard Roundtree is in.  I'm like 
   Shaft in many ways, such a sexy [shout your mouth!]  Aww yeah.  I guess when I'm not
   out on a date or drinking myself into oblivion with green beer this month, I'll be parked
   in front of that bad boy.  I've got to keep up with my reality TV so Nate and I can 
   discuss.  This one's for you, Natey - Go, Lex!  Hee Hee!  (He hates him)  With that
   little bit of taunting all taken care of, I'm off to start my pre-St. Patrick's Day 
   preparations.  I usually booze and carouse a little to get me in practice for the 
   upcoming night of leprechaun visions and sheer debauchery.  I usually start my 
   preparations around March 20th for the upcoming St. Patrick's Day.  I like to give the
   prep-work a little bit of time, you know.  Hoist a green one for me this month!  Until 
   next time, keep your socks on your feet and your boobs away from Timberlake.  Sock
   on!!  

Tim